Can you spot the office pinhead?

Recognize these office types?

Working in an office in close proximity to others can have its challenges. See if you can recognize the people around you by comparing them to the chart, then pin the tail on the donkey. if you know the different personality types you're dealing with then you can plan an effective counter-attack. Study your victim above and sharpen your knives.

The Undecider - You must help them make decisions by giving them validation. These people are usually insecure and unsure of themselves. Give them plenty of positive feedback whenever possible but don't lie to them. If their ideas suck tell them so but be as tactful as possible.

Just trust me guy-These are the ones to be careful around. They are normally full of backbiting and gossip. Steer a wide berth around them and don't volunteer any private information about yourself. Normally their performance can be mediocre at best and need lots of micro-management.

The Show Off-He emanates from the "If you can't impress them with brilliance than baffle them with bullshit crowd. Take what he says with a grain of salt.

The Clueless Guy-Usually he sits next to you and is a tragic figure. He's had so much uncanny bad luck in his lifetime that you feel a need to protect him. Just don't let his bad performance cause yours to suffer.

Brilliant but temperamental-A narcissist to the core you can't offer this person anything because they pretend to know it all. Walk softly around this person and pick your battles wisely. They spit and bite when provoked or out done. Walk on eggshells when around this person or better yet avoid them altogether.

Anal-Retentive Guy-Usually a boss or in some kind of management position and has caused the demise of alot of good people lightning strikes better than they are. If you are unfortunate enough to work for them find another job.

The Ass Kisser- Usually a backbiter of extreme proportions but can be useful when you need him. One word of caution though; he will take credit for all of your good ideas and work.

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